tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54117643878986830992011-04-21T16:24:50.001-07:00Lace Technologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08558171658665939480noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5411764387898683099.post-67462843876362501662007-12-06T15:34:00.000-08:002007-12-06T15:39:19.548-08:00Law of Mechanical Repair<br />After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.<br /><br />Law of the Workshop<br />Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.<br /><br />Law of Probability<br />The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.<br /><br />Law of the Telephone<br />If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.<br /><br />Law of the Alibi<br />If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have<br />a flat tire.<br /><br />Variation Law<br />If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now<br />(works every time).<br /><br />Law of the Bath<br />When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.<br /><br />Law of Close Encounters<br />The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want<br />to be seen with.<br /><br />Law of the Result<br />When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.<br /><br />Law of Biomechanics<br />The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.<br /><br />Law of the Theater<br />At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.<br /><br />Law of Coffee<br />As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the<br />coffee is cold.<br /><br />Murphy's Law of Lockers<br />If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.<br /><br />Law of Rugs/Carpets<br />The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to<br />the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.<br /><br />Law of Location<br />No matter where you go, there you are.<br /><br />Law of Logical Argument<br />Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.<br /><br />Brown's Law<br />If the shoe fits, it's ugly.<br /><br />Oliver's Law<br />A closed mouth gathers no feet.<br /><br />Wilson 's Law<br />As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)<br /><br />Doctors' Law<br />If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.<br />Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5411764387898683099-6746284387636250166?l=leadfreeassembly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lace Technologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08558171658665939480noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5411764387898683099.post-30526380210503753702007-12-02T20:43:00.001-08:002007-12-02T20:43:50.172-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">This is a test</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5411764387898683099-3052638021050375370?l=leadfreeassembly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lace Technologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08558171658665939480noreply@blogger.com0